No4, August 9 2019
FIRST PLACE FOR THE PIVOS. HOSERS WON THEIR MATCH WITH THE LAST PLACE TEAM AND RETAINED SECOND PLACE.
1-0 Steed A- Brown 1-1 Sonkin A- Pivo 2-1 Manfield
A tough back and forth game with some amazing play by the PLUGS. Alan stood tall in goal, and rumour has it that the Pivos had been making sacrifices to their deity (the Kozel goat) which resulted in their goals. I’m not saying the Pivos resorted to black magic to win, but they definitely did.
Klaus tucked a snipe that I didn’t see because someone had stolen my stick and I was chatting to Alan whilst I picked it up, so I’m going to assume it was a backhand clapper.
Nelly Furtardi had been asking, nay, demanding that Orlando nail him like one of the 18 cowboys so he could be back on his knees with a shaft in his hand where he is most comfortable. He crossed the blue line with a look of lust in his eyes. Fortunately, Orlando was there to satisfy his lust, and promptly nailed him in such a way that the showers in Ram Ranch looked PG.
Game winning goal was by Roneth who had decided that it was better to not jam her stick into the boards requiring seven coaches and some industrial welding equipment to remove it, and she went end to end and bamboozled Alan for the goal. As I say. Black magic.
0-1 Stoner 0-2 R.I.P.T 1-2 George A-Barry 1-3 R.I.P.T. A- Andy Chimes
Probably a good game. I just want a Pivo. Didn’t catch much, was stretching with a plane.
1. PIVOS 8 (7-3)
2. HOSERS 7 (9-4)
3. PLUGS 3 (4-7)
4. PYLONS 0 (2-8)
1. R.I.P.T. (HOS) 7 (5+2)
2. Mansfield (PIV) 3 (2+1)
3. Ribton-Tomeric (HOS) 3 (1+2)
4.-6. Wilson (HOS) 2 (2+0)
- Beckett (PLU) 2 (2+0)
- Steed 2 (2+0)
5.-7. Nelly Furtadi (PIV) 2 (1+1)
- Howles (PLU) 2 (1+1)
- Barry 2 (0+2)
TOMMOROW WE’LL START WITH PRACTISES, AND THE AFTERNOON BRINGS THE PLAY-OFF MATCHES. FIRST SEMI-FINAL HOSERS VS. PLUGS, AFTER THAT PIVOS VS. PYLONS.
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